i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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