I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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