My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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