He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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