thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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