: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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