hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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