ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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