What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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