: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I faked an abortion last night.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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