u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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