She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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