Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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