I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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