Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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