I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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