that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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