question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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