I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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