all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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