your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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