You're completely useless in the revolution.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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