how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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