What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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