She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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