SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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