i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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