he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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