And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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