Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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