But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
