It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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