Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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