guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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