I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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