The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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