If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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