On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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