People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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