Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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