honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.