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You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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