She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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