Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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