We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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