i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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