Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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