You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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