No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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