try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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