This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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