you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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