My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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