Small penises have feelings too.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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