Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
its not stalking. its research.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
how does that bad decision feel?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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