Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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